1-I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
2-He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
3-Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
4-Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
5-The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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6-Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
7-If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8-Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade
9-Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
10-You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
